The divorce

You: Honey

You: will you cook dinner?

Stranger: belive me, you don't want to

You: but i'll work late...

You: and our kids?

Stranger: so now we have kids? :P

You: don't yiou remember john and sara???

You: do you have amnesia?

Stranger: yeah :(

You: then how did you knew the time to come here and talk to me?

Stranger: eeeh... good timing?

You: you know what? i'm sick of this pranks i'll ask divorce

You: and i keep Sara

Stranger: but I don't want john, he's too fat!

You: did you ever lokked to a mirror?

Stranger: actually, i did

You: didn't you broke it already?

Stranger: no, ofcourse not.

Stranger: well, I guess this is the end then... bye!

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