Bruce's Pizzeria

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Stranger: hi
You: Hi there I would like to place an order
Stranger: yes
You: do you guys deliver?
Stranger: yes
You: good
Stranger: what would it be ?
You: 2 extra large pepperony pizza's
Stranger: ok
Stranger: it will be there in 15 min
You: ok then
You: thanks
Stranger: *15 minutes past*
You: no they didn't, even a minute
Stranger: ?
You: the 15 minutes
Stranger: i dont understand sir
Stranger: play the game :D
You: what game? is it a offer?
Stranger: no play the game
Stranger: the 15 min will be in no time over
You: um...the number said Bruce's Pizzeria...not game store
Stranger: play youre game sir
Stranger: like helf life or something
Stranger: half*
You: helf life?
Stranger: half life sir
You: where is my pizza?
Stranger: the 15 min are not over sir
You: look if you guys don't deliver it i'll go to luiggi's, we both know that you guy's hate them
Stranger: nonono
Stranger: it will be there in 5 min if he`s late we`ll charge it for free
You: good
Stranger: and i will fire the guy
You: ok then
You: i'll wait
Stranger: goodby sir and call again please
You: no
You: i won't
You: you'r late
Stranger: =( its for free sir
Stranger: and i will fire the guy
You: this is it
You: i'll go to luiggi's
You: bye!
Stranger: bye

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You: Hi there, i would like to place an order
Stranger: Alright sir/ma'am whenever ur ready
You: do you guys deliver?
Stranger: Yes we do
You: good the, i want 2 extra large pepperoni pizza's
Stranger: Sir we don't carry Extralarge
Stranger: We have small medium large and BIG
You: ok, then Big
Stranger: Alrighty would u like any other toppings? Free of charge
You: no, thanks
Stranger: Okay anything else?
You: No, nothing else
You: ohhh wait
Stranger: Okay ur overall charge will be...
You: my husband wants a Cesar Salad
Stranger: Oh okay, no problem
Stranger: Ur overall charge will be...
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ...
Stranger: A blowjob
You: um...the number said Bruce's Pizzeria...not pervets store
Stranger: This is bruces pizziara I'm just horny
You: well, i guess i'm going Luiggi's and we both know that you guys hate them
Stranger: Lol okay
You: are you sure you'r from Bruce pizzeria?
Stranger: Yes
You: Say your name to tell this happening to the manager
Stranger: Bernie macintire
You: ok, you'll be FIRED
Stranger: WHY?!?
You: Because you are a pervet to your clients
Stranger: No I'm not a pervert
Stranger: What are u not turned on?
You: Yes you are
You: no, i'm not
Stranger: Well wat would I have to do to turn u on?
You: Nothing, because i don't like pervets
You: Bye, i'll go to Luiggi's
Stranger: Oh well I hope u know this is a joke!
You: what????
Stranger: Are u serious
You: aren't you from Bruce's Pizzeria????
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You: Hi there, i would like to place an order
Stranger: hi what order then
You: can you guys deliver?
Stranger: maybe
You: i live 5 minutes from your store
You: By the mall
Stranger: alright
You: I want 2 pepperoni pizza's
You: extralarge
Stranger: :D alright what else
You: Nothing else, i think
Stranger: fine .. will take us just 20 mins
You: Ok then
You: ohhh
You: wait
You: I want a Cesar Salad too
Stranger: which dressing
You: Anyone.. i like them all
You: Your choice
Stranger: okay cocktail
You: Coca-cola and a 7up
Stranger: alright
You: How much it will be?
Stranger: 13 euros
You: That's pretty cheap!
You: I'll recomend that place to my friends
Stranger: yes we are cheap very fast and very delicious
You: Good.
You: It'll be much longer to get here?
Stranger: you think so?
You: I was asking
You: I'm at the door, as I see the man I'll say to him that's me
Stranger: okay ill tell him
You: Good
Stranger: just 15 minutes left
You: If you son't mind i'll end the phone call, it's turning very expensive and the delivery guy it's almost here, so...
Stranger: no problem enjoy your meal
You: Just one more thing
Stranger: yes please
You: If he doesn't deliver i'll go to Luiggi's and we both know how much you hate them
Stranger: yes thats right we both know but you can count on me
You: You are so nice that i'll talk to the manager to promove you
Stranger: very kind of you.. so well end up here ..see you soon ! bye bye
You: Waait
Stranger: what else?
You: Just more too minutes and the time is over...
You: *two
Stranger: yes but you have to wait at the door remember?
You: i'm at my laptop...
You: I already said that i was at the door
You: the time is over!!!
Stranger: oh yes theres just one problem
You: What??
Stranger: im the one who delivers so i havent got a laptop
Stranger: and i first get out of here to bring your pizzas
You: Then why were you talking to me??
Stranger: you didnt let me end
You: I WANT MY FUCKING PIZZA
You: NOW
Stranger: alright you ll get it so bye and have a nice evening
You: No
You: forget it
You: I'll go to Luiggi's
You: and buy a lot of PIZZA's