<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6157951956345560243</id><updated>2012-02-16T20:16:22.443Z</updated><title type='text'>Would you fall?</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>A Menina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15348807839079264379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>14</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6157951956345560243.post-5163361361054334218</id><published>2009-08-25T22:39:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-25T22:40:51.461+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Bitch!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; Hi bitch&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; Hi&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; dont call me names meanie&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; Can you be my bitch?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; yes&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; i mean&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; no&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; eheheeeeh&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6157951956345560243-5163361361054334218?l=wouldyoufall.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/feeds/5163361361054334218/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/bitch.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/5163361361054334218'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/5163361361054334218'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/bitch.html' title='Bitch!'/><author><name>A Menina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15348807839079264379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6157951956345560243.post-7247996520279951513</id><published>2009-08-25T21:03:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-25T21:04:05.392+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Love's in the air!</title><content type='html'>You: hi&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: I love you&lt;br /&gt;You: m or f?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: m&lt;br /&gt;You: marry me&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: dammit&lt;br /&gt;You: i'm f&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: what!!!!!!!!!!1&lt;br /&gt;You: damit??&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: where you from?&lt;br /&gt;You: the house next to yours&lt;br /&gt;You: i'm seing you by the window&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: IDK what to say&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: no your not lol&lt;br /&gt;You: yes i am&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: really&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: cause&lt;br /&gt;I dont see you&lt;br /&gt;You: but i see you&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: what am i doing right now&lt;br /&gt;You: craching your balls&lt;br /&gt;You: scratching&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: wow lucky guess&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: lol&lt;br /&gt;You: lol&lt;br /&gt;You: and now you are looking at the computer waiting for my answer&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: hahahaha good one&lt;br /&gt;You: i'm seing you&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: how old are you&lt;br /&gt;You: you don't know?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: no&lt;br /&gt;You: guess&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: 20&lt;br /&gt;You: noooo&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: 22&lt;br /&gt;You: noooooooooo&lt;br /&gt;You: i'm 97&lt;br /&gt;You: Bye&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: 19&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: wait really asl&lt;br /&gt;You have disconnected.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6157951956345560243-7247996520279951513?l=wouldyoufall.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/feeds/7247996520279951513/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/loves-in-air.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/7247996520279951513'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/7247996520279951513'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/loves-in-air.html' title='Love&apos;s in the air!'/><author><name>A Menina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15348807839079264379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6157951956345560243.post-8532355139954847126</id><published>2009-08-25T20:58:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-25T21:02:11.970+01:00</updated><title type='text'>afk brb</title><content type='html'>You: afk brb&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: oh sure...&lt;br /&gt;(a couple of minutes....)&lt;br /&gt;You: YOU BELIVE IT SUCKER&lt;br /&gt;You have disconnected.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;__________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ou: afk brb&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: lol ok&lt;br /&gt;You: Hi&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: hey lol&lt;br /&gt;You: i had to go pee&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: lol fun?&lt;br /&gt;You: making pee? sure!&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: bahaha&lt;br /&gt;You: what?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: i have no idea&lt;br /&gt;You: ohh wait i have to go there again...&lt;br /&gt;You: afk brb&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: lol ok&lt;br /&gt;You: I'm with diarrea...&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: that sucks&lt;br /&gt;You: yeah...&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: so about those tits....&lt;br /&gt;You: age?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: 19&lt;br /&gt;You: wow&lt;br /&gt;You: me too&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: O_O&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: meant to be xD&lt;br /&gt;You: O_o&lt;br /&gt;You: yeah&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: yeaaaaah&lt;br /&gt;You: you don't want to talk?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: oh i do&lt;br /&gt;You: hurry... the diarria will show up soon&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: lol i was about to say pics but then you said diarreha and that could be easily misunderstood&lt;br /&gt;You: lol yeah&lt;br /&gt;You: of couse&lt;br /&gt;You: i'll send them from the mobile&lt;br /&gt;You: number?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: here send em to my email actually, my phone is currently dead&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: (e-mail)&lt;br /&gt;(...)&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: woots i got owned&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: lolz&lt;br /&gt;You: you got it?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: you should have picked a better owned pic, imo&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: i saw it coming, but theres always that sliver of hope lol&lt;br /&gt;You have disconnected.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6157951956345560243-8532355139954847126?l=wouldyoufall.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/feeds/8532355139954847126/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/afk-brb.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/8532355139954847126'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/8532355139954847126'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/afk-brb.html' title='afk brb'/><author><name>A Menina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15348807839079264379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6157951956345560243.post-7092704044333645341</id><published>2009-08-25T20:54:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-25T21:02:46.010+01:00</updated><title type='text'>It's over 9000!1!1!1!1!1!1!1</title><content type='html'>You: What the scouter says about his power level?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: Cadê o Chinelo ?&lt;br /&gt;You: tá enfiado no teu cú&lt;br /&gt;You have disconnected.&lt;br /&gt;_____________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You: What the scouter says about his power level?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: ITS OVER&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: 9000!!!!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;_____________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You: What the scouter says about his power level?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: well&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: i wouldn't know&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: sorry, but ignorance is power!&lt;br /&gt;You: YOUR IGNORANCE LEVEL IS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: you're funyyy&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: eheheh&lt;br /&gt;You: YOU'RE NOT&lt;br /&gt;You: EHEHEHEHEEH&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: I'm not here to amuse you&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: so, tell me something interesting&lt;br /&gt;You: something interesting -&gt; FUCK YOU&lt;br /&gt;You have disconnected.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;_____________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You: What the scouter says about his power level?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: hi ron!&lt;br /&gt;You: Hi stupidity&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: i tramp!&lt;br /&gt;You: you are tramp? i already knew that&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: don't slef pitty yourself you GOAT!!!!&lt;br /&gt;You: BITCH&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: GO EAT SOME GRASS&lt;br /&gt;You: GO EAT SHIT&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: FEILDS THAT WAY &gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: :)&lt;br /&gt;You: SHIT IS ALL OVER YOU&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: bye ron&lt;br /&gt;You: BYE BITCH&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6157951956345560243-7092704044333645341?l=wouldyoufall.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/feeds/7092704044333645341/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/its-over-90001111111.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/7092704044333645341'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/7092704044333645341'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/its-over-90001111111.html' title='It&apos;s over 9000!1!1!1!1!1!1!1'/><author><name>A Menina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15348807839079264379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6157951956345560243.post-79548725873779012</id><published>2009-08-25T20:54:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-25T20:54:41.747+01:00</updated><title type='text'>CS Fan!</title><content type='html'>Stranger: Hi!&lt;br /&gt;You: The bomb as been planted!&lt;br /&gt;You: 5&lt;br /&gt;You: 4&lt;br /&gt;You: 3&lt;br /&gt;You: 2&lt;br /&gt;You: 1&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: COOL! BLOW ME&lt;br /&gt;You: BOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: YEAAH&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6157951956345560243-79548725873779012?l=wouldyoufall.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/feeds/79548725873779012/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/cs-fan.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/79548725873779012'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/79548725873779012'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/cs-fan.html' title='CS Fan!'/><author><name>A Menina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15348807839079264379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6157951956345560243.post-4026358027422300844</id><published>2009-08-23T22:18:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-23T22:19:33.603+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Bruce's Pizzeria</title><content type='html'>Connecting to server...&lt;br /&gt;You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!&lt;br /&gt;A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: hi&lt;br /&gt;You: Hi there I would like to place an order&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: yes&lt;br /&gt;You: do you guys deliver?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: yes&lt;br /&gt;You: good&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: what would it be ?&lt;br /&gt;You: 2 extra large pepperony pizza's&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: ok&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: it will be there in 15 min&lt;br /&gt;You: ok then&lt;br /&gt;You: thanks&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: *15 minutes past*&lt;br /&gt;You: no they didn't, even a minute&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: ?&lt;br /&gt;You: the 15 minutes&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: i dont understand sir&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: play the game :D&lt;br /&gt;You: what game? is it a offer?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: no play the game&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: the 15 min will be in no time over&lt;br /&gt;You: um...the number said Bruce's Pizzeria...not game store&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: play youre game sir&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: like helf life or something&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: half*&lt;br /&gt;You: helf life?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: half life sir&lt;br /&gt;You: where is my pizza?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: the 15 min are not over sir&lt;br /&gt;You: look if you guys don't deliver it i'll go to luiggi's, we both know that you guy's hate them&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: nonono&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: it will be there in 5 min if he`s late we`ll charge it for free&lt;br /&gt;You: good&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: and i will fire the guy&lt;br /&gt;You: ok then&lt;br /&gt;You: i'll wait&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: goodby sir and call again please&lt;br /&gt;You: no&lt;br /&gt;You: i won't&lt;br /&gt;You: you'r late&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: =( its for free sir&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: and i will fire the guy&lt;br /&gt;You: this is it&lt;br /&gt;You: i'll go to luiggi's&lt;br /&gt;You: bye!&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: bye&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;___________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You: Hi there, i would like to place an order&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: Alright sir/ma'am whenever ur ready&lt;br /&gt;You: do you guys deliver?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: Yes we do&lt;br /&gt;You: good the, i want 2 extra large pepperoni pizza's&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: Sir we don't carry Extralarge&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: We have small medium large and BIG&lt;br /&gt;You: ok, then Big&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: Alrighty would u like any other toppings? Free of charge&lt;br /&gt;You: no, thanks&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: Okay anything else?&lt;br /&gt;You: No, nothing else&lt;br /&gt;You: ohhh wait&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: Okay ur overall charge will be...&lt;br /&gt;You: my husband wants a Cesar Salad&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: Oh okay, no problem&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: Ur overall charge will be...&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: ...&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: ...&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: A blowjob&lt;br /&gt;You: um...the number said Bruce's Pizzeria...not pervets store&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: This is bruces pizziara I'm just horny&lt;br /&gt;You: well, i guess i'm going Luiggi's and we both know that you guys hate them&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: Lol okay&lt;br /&gt;You: are you sure you'r from Bruce pizzeria?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: Yes&lt;br /&gt;You: Say your name to tell this happening to the manager&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: Bernie macintire&lt;br /&gt;You: ok, you'll be FIRED&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: WHY?!?&lt;br /&gt;You: Because you are a pervet to your clients&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: No I'm not a pervert&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: What are u not turned on?&lt;br /&gt;You: Yes you are&lt;br /&gt;You: no, i'm not&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: Well wat would I have to do to turn u on?&lt;br /&gt;You: Nothing, because i don't like pervets&lt;br /&gt;You: Bye, i'll go to Luiggi's&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: Oh well I hope u know this is a joke!&lt;br /&gt;You: what????&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: Are u serious&lt;br /&gt;You: aren't you from Bruce's Pizzeria????&lt;br /&gt;Your conversational partner has disconnected.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You: Hi there, i would like to place an order&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: hi what order then&lt;br /&gt;You: can you guys deliver?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: maybe&lt;br /&gt;You: i live 5 minutes from your store&lt;br /&gt;You: By the mall&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: alright&lt;br /&gt;You: I want 2 pepperoni pizza's&lt;br /&gt;You: extralarge&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: :D alright what else&lt;br /&gt;You: Nothing else, i think&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: fine .. will take us just 20 mins&lt;br /&gt;You: Ok then&lt;br /&gt;You: ohhh&lt;br /&gt;You: wait&lt;br /&gt;You: I want a Cesar Salad too&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: which dressing&lt;br /&gt;You: Anyone.. i like them all&lt;br /&gt;You: Your choice&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: okay cocktail&lt;br /&gt;You: Coca-cola and a 7up&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: alright&lt;br /&gt;You: How much it will be?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: 13 euros&lt;br /&gt;You: That's pretty cheap!&lt;br /&gt;You: I'll recomend that place to my friends&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: yes we are cheap very fast and very delicious&lt;br /&gt;You: Good.&lt;br /&gt;You: It'll be much longer to get here?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: you think so?&lt;br /&gt;You: I was asking&lt;br /&gt;You: I'm at the door, as I see the man I'll say to him that's me&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: okay ill tell him&lt;br /&gt;You: Good&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: just 15 minutes left&lt;br /&gt;You: If you son't mind i'll end the phone call, it's turning very expensive and the delivery guy it's almost here, so...&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: no problem enjoy your meal&lt;br /&gt;You: Just one more thing&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: yes please&lt;br /&gt;You: If he doesn't deliver i'll go to Luiggi's and we both know how much you hate them&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: yes thats right we both know but you can count on me&lt;br /&gt;You: You are so nice that i'll talk to the manager to promove you&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: very kind of you.. so well end up here ..see you soon ! bye bye&lt;br /&gt;You: Waait&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: what else?&lt;br /&gt;You: Just more too minutes and the time is over...&lt;br /&gt;You: *two&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: yes but you have to wait at the door remember?&lt;br /&gt;You: i'm at my laptop...&lt;br /&gt;You: I already said that i was at the door&lt;br /&gt;You: the time is over!!!&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: oh yes theres just one problem&lt;br /&gt;You: What??&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: im the one who delivers so i havent got a laptop&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: and i first get out of here to bring your pizzas&lt;br /&gt;You: Then why were you talking to me??&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: you didnt let me end&lt;br /&gt;You: I WANT MY FUCKING PIZZA&lt;br /&gt;You: NOW&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: alright you ll get it so bye and have a nice evening&lt;br /&gt;You: No&lt;br /&gt;You: forget it&lt;br /&gt;You: I'll go to Luiggi's&lt;br /&gt;You: and buy a lot of PIZZA's&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6157951956345560243-4026358027422300844?l=wouldyoufall.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/feeds/4026358027422300844/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/bruces-pizzeria.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/4026358027422300844'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/4026358027422300844'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/bruces-pizzeria.html' title='Bruce&apos;s Pizzeria'/><author><name>A Menina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15348807839079264379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6157951956345560243.post-4440356686459521842</id><published>2009-08-20T21:46:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-20T22:11:56.479+01:00</updated><title type='text'>911 number please!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; hi&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; Can you tell me the number of 911?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; yes&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; it's 911&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; why?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; 'cos of penguins&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; ohhhh&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; thanks&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; u r welcome :D&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6157951956345560243-4440356686459521842?l=wouldyoufall.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/feeds/4440356686459521842/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/991-number-please.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/4440356686459521842'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/4440356686459521842'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/991-number-please.html' title='911 number please!'/><author><name>A Menina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15348807839079264379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6157951956345560243.post-2513594926206557889</id><published>2009-08-20T20:49:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-20T20:50:10.097+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Parvónia</title><content type='html'>You: hi&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: hi!&lt;br /&gt;You: I'm from Parvonia&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: oh&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: i'm from korea&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: do you like korea?&lt;br /&gt;You: yes and you? do you like Parvonia?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: yes&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: i like there&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: parvonia is where?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: usa?&lt;br /&gt;You: don't you know?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: yes.&lt;br /&gt;You: you said that it was nice there&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: i heard there&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: but&lt;br /&gt;You: it's in USA yes&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: ahahaha&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: yes&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: do you like baseball?&lt;br /&gt;You: yeah&lt;br /&gt;You: didn't you ever heard about Parvonia's baseball team?&lt;br /&gt;Stranger: yes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6157951956345560243-2513594926206557889?l=wouldyoufall.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/feeds/2513594926206557889/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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divorce</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; Honey&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; will you cook dinner?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; belive me, you don't want to&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; but i'll work late...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; and our kids?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; so now we have kids? :P&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; don't yiou remember john and sara???&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; do you have amnesia?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; yeah :(&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; then how did you knew the time to come here and talk to me?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; eeeh... good timing?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; you know what? i'm sick of this pranks i'll ask divorce&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; and i keep Sara&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; but I don't want john, he's too fat! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; did you ever lokked to a mirror?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; actually, i did&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; didn't you broke it already?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; no, ofcourse not.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; well, I guess this is the end then... bye!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="statuslog"&gt;Your conversational partner has disconnected.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6157951956345560243-7819442685141664808?l=wouldyoufall.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/feeds/7819442685141664808/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/divorce.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/7819442685141664808'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/7819442685141664808'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/divorce.html' title='The divorce'/><author><name>A Menina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15348807839079264379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6157951956345560243.post-563660584338216961</id><published>2009-08-19T23:02:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-19T23:02:22.802+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Stranger, what a comun name...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; hey&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; you have a strange name&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; a lot of people in here have the same name...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; ?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; what do u mean&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; u dont know my name&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; stranger&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; isn't it?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; u are a retard&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="statuslog"&gt;Your conversational partner has disconnected.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6157951956345560243-563660584338216961?l=wouldyoufall.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/feeds/563660584338216961/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/stranger-what-comun-name.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/563660584338216961'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/563660584338216961'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/stranger-what-comun-name.html' title='Stranger, what a comun name...'/><author><name>A Menina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15348807839079264379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6157951956345560243.post-3245563930458132785</id><published>2009-08-19T22:56:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-19T22:57:08.963+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Why?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; HI&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; hawaii?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; WHY?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; oh&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; WHY?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; HI = Hawaii&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; WHY?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; someone decided that all states should have 2 letter abbreviations&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; HI is hawaii&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; WHY??&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; i dont' know, probably for the post office&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; WHY?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; perhaps to improve efficiency&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; WHY?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; efficiency is important&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; WHY?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; it saves money and in this context, it's important to taxpayers to have a public mail system that is cost effective and efficient&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; WHY?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; people like money&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; WHY??&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; i don't know, people have place importance on it&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="statuslog"&gt;Your conversational partner has disconnected.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6157951956345560243-3245563930458132785?l=wouldyoufall.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/feeds/3245563930458132785/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/why.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/3245563930458132785'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/3245563930458132785'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/why.html' title='Why?'/><author><name>A Menina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15348807839079264379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6157951956345560243.post-5819858981841329141</id><published>2009-08-19T20:29:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-19T20:30:07.183+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Knock, knock</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; Hi&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; Hibatanö!... [Hello!...]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; knock knock&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; Who's there?...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; disco :D&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; Disco who?...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; disco-nnected&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="statuslog"&gt;You have disconnected.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6157951956345560243-5819858981841329141?l=wouldyoufall.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/feeds/5819858981841329141/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/knock-knock.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/5819858981841329141'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/5819858981841329141'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/knock-knock.html' title='Knock, knock'/><author><name>A Menina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15348807839079264379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6157951956345560243.post-3132040745965151131</id><published>2009-08-19T20:24:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-19T20:24:24.866+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Paul, the parrot</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; Hi&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; hello&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; hello&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; from?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; from?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; U first&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; please&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; U first&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; please&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; china&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; china&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; really&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; /&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; ?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; really&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="statuslog"&gt;Your conversational partner has disconnected.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6157951956345560243-3132040745965151131?l=wouldyoufall.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/feeds/3132040745965151131/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/paul-parrot.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/3132040745965151131'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/3132040745965151131'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/paul-parrot.html' title='Paul, the parrot'/><author><name>A Menina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15348807839079264379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6157951956345560243.post-3119312267950697589</id><published>2009-08-19T20:07:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2009-08-19T20:09:11.523+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Pimp</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; Hi&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; hi&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; are you a hore?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; yes iam &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="youmsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;You:&lt;/span&gt; can i be your pimp?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="logitem"&gt;&lt;div class="strangermsg"&gt;&lt;span class="msgsource"&gt;Stranger:&lt;/span&gt; sure thing hon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your conversational partner has disconnected.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6157951956345560243-3119312267950697589?l=wouldyoufall.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/feeds/3119312267950697589/comments/default' title='Enviar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/pimp.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/3119312267950697589'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6157951956345560243/posts/default/3119312267950697589'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://wouldyoufall.blogspot.com/2009/08/pimp.html' title='Pimp'/><author><name>A Menina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15348807839079264379</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
